You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.