You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.