You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.