You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.