You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
Jeff FoxworthyMy whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.
Jeff Foxworthy