I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.