I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!