I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.