You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.