You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.