You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.