Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.