You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
Jeff FoxworthyBy the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.
Jeff FoxworthyI got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
Jeff Foxworthy