You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.