You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.