You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
Jeff FoxworthyWe sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Jeff Foxworthy