You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.