You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.