You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.