I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.