I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.