I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.