I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.