You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.