You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.