You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.