You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Jeff FoxworthyWhen I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
Jeff Foxworthy