You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right