You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right