You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?