You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.
I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.