I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.