When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.