When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say "Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again."

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.