You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff Foxworthy