When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.