You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.