If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.