I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Jeff FoxworthyI've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
Jeff FoxworthyYou have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
Jeff Foxworthy