I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
Jeff FoxworthySophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
Jeff Foxworthy