If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Jeff Foxworthy