You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.