I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.