I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
Jeff FoxworthyThe designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy