I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.