I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.