You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean something up, we're gonna talk about it all year long. It might be on the news, you don't know. A woman could be out re-paving the driveway. Men actually have enough gall to run out on the porch and go "Hey baby? Man, it's hot as hell out here, ain't it! Look, don't worry about emptyin' that ashtray in the den, I done got it, all right? Did it for you, sweet pea. I'm gonna go take a nap now, all right?"

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.