You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.