You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.