You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.