You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.