You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.