You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.