It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.