You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.