You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.