If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.