We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.