We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.