You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.