You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.