You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.