You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Jeff FoxworthyI've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
Jeff FoxworthyWe probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.
Jeff Foxworthy[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
Jeff Foxworthy