You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.