You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.