You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.