You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.