You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.