You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.