As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.