You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.