What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.