If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
Jeff FoxworthySophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff Foxworthy