What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.