That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.