What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.