You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.