You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

There's no down time any more.