As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.