As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.