You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.