You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.