You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.