You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.