All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.
Jeff FoxworthyI would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.
Jeff FoxworthyYou just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
Jeff FoxworthyWe really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.
Jeff Foxworthy