You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.