I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.