I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.