I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.