I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.