I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.