If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.