If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes