If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.