Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.