You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.