If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.