You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.