You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.