You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.