You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.