That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.
Jeff FoxworthyThe more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
Jeff Foxworthy