You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.