You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.