You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.