You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.