You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.