You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.