You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.