You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.