Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.