Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.