Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

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