Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
Jeff FoxworthyWomen in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.
Jeff Foxworthy