If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.