You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.