Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.