Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.