You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.