You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.