You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.