There's no down time any more.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.