There's no down time any more.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.