There's no down time any more.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.