You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
Jeff FoxworthyYou know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff Foxworthy