You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.
Jeff FoxworthyI have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy