You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
Jeff FoxworthyThere's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
Jeff Foxworthy