You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.