You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.