You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
There's no down time any more.
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right