You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.