You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.