I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.