You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck