You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.