You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.