Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff FoxworthyI was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
Jeff Foxworthy