You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy