Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.