You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

There's no down time any more.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.