You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.