You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.