You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.