I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck